Mandatory Lunchware

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Yolk Around and Find Out

Yolk Around and Find Out

Drag eggs into the mouth until the program decides it has seen enough.

EGGS 0

FED 0

MONEY $0.00

TIME 00:00

DROP EGG HERE

The big egg waiting to be fed

It is lunch somewhere.

Instruction Printer

Program loaded. No eggs detected.

APPETITE Unimpressed

Sponsored Pop-Up Need more eggs?

Our accounting department says the 80 pack is still somehow free.

Waiting for inventory authorization... BUILD 1998.80

Launching Egg Runtime

Checking office policy... ignoring office policy...

Buy Eggs?

You have 0 eggs. Buy an 80 pack?

EGG PACK $0.00

EGG_COMPLETE.DAT

You finished the egg program.

The private victory screen has been covered by office-compliant pixels. You won exactly $0.00.